buttwyatt:

david duchovny doesn’t know what frogs are

effington:

I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say this is my favorite tweet in the history of the medium

effington:

I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say this is my favorite tweet in the history of the medium

precumming:

when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nuggetimage

boxheadedteratophile:

unforgiving

Mystery Science Theater 3000 - Mighty Science Theater (MST3K Ending Theme)
98 plays!
ejacutastic:

well would you look at that

ejacutastic:

well would you look at that

Why would anyone believe that? You’re not fine. If you were, you wouldn’t be crying and lying at the greater Philadelphia area’s finest convenient store. What are people supposed to think you’re crying for? Best case scenario: People believe you’re crying because the dispenser is out of pumpkin coffee…I didn’t think about that…that’s the best case scenario; crying over coffee. But there’s some real shit going on, and if the people in this Wawa knew how much strength it took for you to even get out of bed, let alone into a car, let alone make it here; they would applaud you for being the hero that you are. Yeah, you’re feeling feelings and that’s real an-and maybe you’re feeling judged by these soft pretzel eaters but some times you gotta cry in public, even if makes a bunch of people in a Wawa really uncomfortable.
Chris Gethard and Mal Blum
Crying at the Wawa
My Comedy Album (via riffinbits)
in-my-mouth:

Breakfast Mac and Cheese
So back when I was 14 these girls in my class decided for whatever reason (probably because they were high) that they needed to draw a picture in MS Paint of a stoner version of me. This is that picture. I honestly wasn’t particularly offended by it, it was kinda just nice to be included.

So back when I was 14 these girls in my class decided for whatever reason (probably because they were high) that they needed to draw a picture in MS Paint of a stoner version of me. This is that picture. I honestly wasn’t particularly offended by it, it was kinda just nice to be included.

benfoldsone:

jerkstorecalling:

Yeah research how to spell television ya dranguses

couldn’t even do this on a higher denomination…

benfoldsone:

jerkstorecalling:

Yeah research how to spell television ya dranguses

couldn’t even do this on a higher denomination…